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Hey! Need Salesforce consulting?
Yeah, what's your rate?
$55 per hour! 💸
WHAT?! 😱
Yes, $55! 😎
For senior dev work?
Yep, $55! 🎯
I don't believe you! 🤔
🚨 DISBELIEF DETECTED 🚨
Then special price for ya... $110! 😂
WAIT NO GO BACK! 😭

ACTUAL REAL PRICING

$55

PER HOUR • NO JOKE • SERIOUSLY

While other consultants charge $200-500/hour and make you wait 3 months for a meeting, we're here like "Hey, want some quality Salesforce work for the price of a decent dinner?" 🍕

WHAT WE ACTUALLY DO

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Implementation
"It's not much, but it's honest work"

We set up your Salesforce like it's our own baby. Except we actually know what we're doing.

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Automation
"Why do manually what robots can do?"

We make your Salesforce so smart, it'll probably start asking for a raise.

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Reports & Dashboards
"Numbers go brrrrr"

Pretty charts that actually mean something. Revolutionary concept, we know.

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Integrations
"Making systems talk like a therapist"

Your apps will finally get along. Group therapy for software.

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Training
"Teaching humans to human better"

We'll teach your team Salesforce without the corporate buzzword bingo.

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Support
"We fix things that are broken"

24/7 support because problems don't wait for business hours.

🚨 EMERGENCY SALESFORCE HOTLINE 🚨

Is your Salesforce broken? Are your reports crying? Did your automation gain sentience?

📧 contact@fiftyfiveperhour.com

📞 +1 (929) 309 1419

We respond faster than your current consultant returns your calls.
(That's not saying much, but still.)

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(But their pricing strategies definitely were.)